Taking a break... 1/1/19

I will be back stronger and broker than ever.

Performance Since June, 2018
Hypothetical "Growth" of $100
ME
-100%
SPY
-3.89%

About

Joswayski Capital is a pretend hedgefund started by Jose Valerio.
Through our carefully crafted quantitative-machine-learning-blockchain-ai-weed-powered models, we have managed a return that would make Bill Ackman's Valeant play seem genius.

Strategy

LOL

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The Challenge

I made a simple script to see how long it would take me to reach 1 million dollars trading options starting with $100. My brother doesn't think I can be a millionaire so here I am. Also, this is to serve as a reference for whenever I am interviewed on CNBC, started from the bottom and now we are here. #FREESHKRELI

Timeline will be updated at EOD or whenever a position is bought/sold.

Disclaimer

The "All Time" percentage is from 7/14/17 until now. (Using Robinhood of course, it's where the big boys play) I started to keep track of my options trading as a challenge on 9/4/18 but the graph on top is from June 1st. Because of this, the All Time percentage will not add up with the values shown below as I have been trading for almost an entire year before documenting it on this site. As time goes on, I will be adding it slowly so you can get the full extent of the carnage.

It was mostly 1 XLF call that went awry. Or 85...

Also, this is not financial advice, don't sue me yada yada make your own decisions by buying MU $80 7/21 calls

Current Value

$0.00

-$4,213.19 (-100%) All Time

1/11

Withdrawal

-$97.96

12/27/18

V $131 12/28 Sell

2 contracts at $.40

12/27/18

V $131 Call 12/28 Buy

2 contracts at $.56

12/27/18

MU $30 Put 1/4 Sell

2 contracts at $.61

12/27/18

MU $30 Put 1/4 Buy

2 contract at $.95

12/27/18

Deposit

+198

12/3/18

Withdrawal

-$13.96

11/23/18

MU $36 Put 11/23 Sell

1 contract at $.01

11/23/18

MU $36.50 Put 11/23 Sell

2 contracts at $.05

11/21/18

MU $36 Put 11/23 Buy

1 contract at $.13

11/21/18

MU $36.50 Put 11/23 Buy

2 contracts at $.42

11/21/18

Withdrawal

-$100.08

10/12/18

SNAP $7 Put 10/12 Sell

3 contracts at $.02

10/12/18

SNAP $6.50 Put 11/02 Sell

3 contracts at $.48

10/12/18

SNAP $7 Put 10/12 Sell

1 contract at $.02

10/12/18

SNAP $7 Put 10/26 Sell

1 contract at $.58

10/11/18

SNAP $7 Put 10/12 Buy

3 contracts at $.32

10/11/18

SNAP $6.50 Put 10/12 Sell

10 contract at $.07

10/11/18

SNAP $7 Put 10/12 Buy

1 contract at $.30

10/11/18

SPY $284.5 Call 10/19 Sell

1 contract at $.09

10/10/18

SNAP $7 Put 10/26 Buy

1 contract at $.89

10/11/18

SNAP $6.50 Put 11/02 Buy

3 contracts at $.63

10/11/18

Deposit

+30

10/10/18

SNAP $6.50 Put 10/12 Buy

4 contracts at $.13

10/10/18

SNAP $6.50 Put 10/12 Buy

6 contracts at $.13

10/10/18

Deposit

+350.50

10/10/18

SPY $284.5 Call 10/19 Buy

1 contract at $1.85

10/10/18

BABA $137 Put 10/19 Sell

1 contract at $2.44

10/10/18

BABA $137 Put 10/19 Buy

1 contract at $2.70

10/10/18

SPY $285 Call 10/19 Sell

1 contract at $2.77

10/10/18

SPY $285 Call 10/19 Buy

1 contract at $3.01

10/10/18

MU $42 Call 10/12 Sell

1 contract at $.55

10/10/18

MU $42 Call 10/12 Buy

1 contract at $.66

10/10/18

V $144 Call 10/19 Sell

1 contract at $2.51

10/10/18

V $144 Call 10/19 Sell

1 contract at $.66

10/8/18

V $144 Call 11/23 Buy

1 contract at $4.25

10/8/18

V $144 Call 10/19 Buy

1 contract at $1.98

10/8/18

GE $12 Put 10/26 Sell

5 contracts at $.11

10/8/18

GE $12.50 Put 10/26 Sell

4 contracts at $.19

10/8/18

Deposit

+500

10/5/18

GE $12.50 Put 10/26 Buy

4 contracts at $.26

10/4/18

Deposit

+100

10/1/18

GE $12 Put 10/26 Buy

5 contracts at $.39

10/1/18

Deposit

+200

10/1/18

Withdrawal

-$239.98

9/27/18

Withdrawal

-$16.92

9/27/18

SNAP $9.50 Put 10/05 Sell

4 contracts at $.60

9/24/18

SNAP $9.50 Put 10/05 Buy

4 contracts at $.60

9/21/18

SPY $293 Put 9/24 Sell

5 contracts at $.66

9/21/18

SPY $293 Put 9/24 Buy

5 contracts at $.42

9/21/18

Deposit

+10

9/21/18

SPY $293.5 Call 9/24 Sell

5 contract at $.42

9/21/18

SPY $293.5 Call 9/24 Buy

5 contracts at $.47

9/21/18

AMD $33 Call 9/28 Sell

1 contract at $.49

9/21/18

AMD $32.50 Call 9/28 Sell

1 contract at $.63

9/21/18

AMD $31.50 Call 9/28 Sell

1 contract at $.98

9/21/18

AMD $33 Call 9/28 Sell

1 contract at $.51

9/18/18

AMD $31.50 Call 9/28 Buy

1 contract at $1.72

9/14/18

Deposit

+100

9/18/18

SPY $290 Put 9/19 Sell

1 contract at $.69

9/18/18

SPY $287.50 Put 9/19 Sell

1 contract at $.14

9/17/18

SPY $287.50 Put 9/19 Buy

1 contract at $.54

9/17/18

AMD $32.50 Call 9/28 Buy

1 contract at $1.80

9/14/18

Deposit

+117.08

9/17/18

V $146 Put 9/21 Sell

1 contract at $.20

9/17/18

SPY $290 Put 9/19 Buy

1 contract at $.74

9/17/18

AMD $33 Call 9/28 Buy

2 contracts at $2.10

9/17/18

GE $13 Put 9/21 Sell

1 contract at $.28

9/17/18

V $148 Put 9/21 Sell

1 contract at $1.47

9/17/18

QQQ $184 Put 9/21 Sell

1 contract at $1.73

9/17/18

QQQ $184.50 Put 9/21 Sell

1 contract at $1.94

9/14/18

GE $12.50 Call 9/14 Sell

1 contract at $.02

9/14/18

V $148 Put 9/21 Buy

1 contract at $1.10

9/14/18

Deposit

+115

9/13/18

QQQ $184.50 Put 9/21 Buy

1 contract at $1.39

9/13/18

Deposit

+150

9/13/18

GE $12.50 Call 9/21 Buy

1 contract at $.12

9/13/18

V $146 Put 9/21 Buy

1 contract at $.75

9/13/18

QQQ $184 Put 9/21 Buy

1 contract at $1.30

9/13/18

SPY $289 Call 9/14 Sell

1 contract at $2.19

9/12/18

GE $13 Put 9/21 Buy

1 contract at $.64

9/12/18

SPY $289 Call 9/24 Buy

1 contract at $1.49

9/12/18

AMD $30.50 Call 9/14 Sell

1 contract at $.62

9/12/18

SPY $288.50 Call 9/14 Sell

1 contract at $1.31

9/12/18

SPY $288.50 Call 9/14 Buy

1 contract at $.92

9/12/18

Deposit

+100

9/10/18

SPY $291 Call 9/14 Sell

1 contract at $.13

9/12/18

SPY $291 Call 9/14 Buy

1 contract at $.23

9/12/18

AMD $30.50 Call 9/14 Buy

1 contract at $.60

9/12/18

Deposit

+27.30

9/10/18

MU $53 Call 10/15 Sell

1 contract at $.52

9/6/18

MU $53 Call 10/5 Buy

1 contract at $.69

9/6/18

QQQ $185.5 Call 9/14 Sell

1 contract at $.30

9/6/18

QQQ $186 Call 9/14 Sell

1 contract at $.23

9/6/18

QQQ $188 Call 9/14 Sell

1 contract at $.07

9/5/18

QQQ $185.50 Call 9/14 Buy

1 contract at $.91

9/5/18

Deposit

+100

9/5/18

QQQ $186 Call 9/14 Buy

1 contract at $1.00

9/5/18

Deposit

+100

9/4/18

QQQ $188 Call 9/14 Buy

1 contract at $.96

9/4/18

Starting Value
$100.00